February 16th, 2008 admin
Yesterday I got a new sticky pad at the office. My friend just leaved in on my keyboard when I arrived that morning. I oped my emails and here’s what she send to me.
Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
CS Rep: What programs are running ma’am?
Customer: Let me see…. I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says “ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS.” What does that mean?
CS Rep: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to “LOVE” your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you find the directory called SELFACCEPTANCE”?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep: You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MY HEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go…
Customer: Yes?
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.
- author unknown
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February 4th, 2008 admin
I encounter this in the net and worth sharing for…
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion.
How do you define love? I am listening to the radio this morning and I got a smile on the advertisement where a son asked her mother what is love all about. The mother was tongue tight and surprised. When asked children now a days how would they define love, here are their answers
What is Love?
This question was posed to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds: “What does love mean?”
1. “Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.”
2. “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
3. “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
4. “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.”
5. “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
6. “Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don’t yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.”
7. “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
8. “Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”
9. “Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.”
10. “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”
11. “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”
12. “Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.”
13. “When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you’re scared they won’t love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.”
14. “There are two kinds of love — Our love, and God’s love. But God makes both kinds of them.”
15. “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.”
16. “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.”
17. “During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.”
18. “My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.”
19. “Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.”
20. “Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”
21. “Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.”
22. “I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.”
23. “I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.”
24. “Love cards like Valentine’s cards say stuff on them that we’d like to say ourselves, but we wouldn’t be caught dead saying.”
25. “When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.”
26. “Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.”
27. “You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” from skywriting.net
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