April 2nd, 2008 admin
I would like to share to you these funny provebs I receive yesterday on April fool’s day. Have you been fooled or you made the strike yesterday.
If you dig a hole for someone else, you’ll fall into it.
Hungarian Proverb
A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on.
French Proverb
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Chinese Proverb
Anger can be an expensive luxury.
Italian Proverb
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts;
if wishes were horses, beggars might ride.;
ifs and ands were pots and pans, then we would need no tinkers.;
if wishes were fishes, there’d be no room in the river for water.
Russian Proverb
Words have no wings but they can fly a thousand miles.
Korean Proverb
Be aware of the idiot, for he is like an old dress. Every time you patch it, the wind will tear it back again.
Arabic Proverb
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
Proverb
You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
Irish Proverb
If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is.
Egyptian Proverb
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April 1st, 2008 admin
Since its april and the theme for this month is all about foolishness LOL! I will share to you the funny forwared emails I received. So let’s start our belly trigger by these quotes…
“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.”
Arthur C. Clarke
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
Oprah Winfrey
“Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
William Arthur Ward
“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend.
Edgar A. Guest
“So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!”
Russel H. Conwell, from SMILE VIRUS
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
Mark Twain
“A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.”
Elbert Hubbard
“If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.”
Linda Sunshine
“Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.”
Og Mandino
Happy April fools day!
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